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Posts: 1361 · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 18:30

On Die's request:

In the big dark alley, Ultra stalked the kebab, and found that she didn't have any sauce for Sinky. Who stood on a hill behind her.
Then Sinky turned into an alien. Ultra scremed loudly, then jay farted through his eyes.
But he had a pair of daffodils for a gift. Cata noticed that the glenohumeral-joint was his shoulder and his chest.
So his heart was made of fat free milk wich Trinity then threw in the river, showing that she was much more than a pretty face.
In came Bassie... ready for action, with a really similar appearance to homer simpson, who ate the very fattening, tasty pussy cat which had tasty flies.
With a big rope the flies made a very ornate trampoline that smelled very badly. Which is amalganative like Jays feet. However jay thought he might have something stuck up his nose because breathing was difficult and his toe, when pinched tightly detached from his leg. Because the lack of doughnuts meant a consistent supply of supreme and exceptionally smelly but slightly pleasant soft round cheese.
with purple mushrooms. Aaron ate it after Ultra had sneezed on it he felt really awesome and thought of himself as a god of everything. He is a pathological liar with genocidal tendencies, who assimilates affection with frightening ease from all directions. Now suddenly G33RT started turtleing badly alongside Reg who was very good at doing his butt clenches which caused extreme pain but it was a test of his ability to listen to trin who's wise words echo annoyingly through his head giving him great strength to ignore mushrooms. Aaron is the man...he rocks! However, he does hide in the shed to make alien duck noises and squeaky trumps through his nose and ears. However hard he tried the twitching was awesome. Then Jay ran from him because of his intimidating appearance.
Yesterday... reg couldnt code the lbtg server. So Trin smacked the computer and broke a finger also smacked Reg's BMW which was horribly wrecked so Reg turned intoa man-eating werewolf!
And ate Coper's last rolo. Then it was a violent coding war, with hundreds and thousands of euro's that were made to devastate normal people like me.
And Tyrant boy discovered that when he went in The UFO and the Chinese takeaway (his local pub), it rained hamsters. Reg went mad because he always loved little hamsters, but since yesterday he didn't. Meanwhile back at the moon sinky tried some ballet in a large crater full of bumblebee's while he insisted on eating them. The giantmonkeylord landed and spoke out "I want bananas". Coper was scared and fell towards xGj's cool sig and kissed it. Xgj sig blushed and said thanks. Sig wanted more... G33RT gave the sig more by stroking the corners, then G33RT threw his pants into sinkys face, he was going commando!
"omg smelly pants" thought Sinky, while he was shooting a potato gun at his own wife she threw him out the window, while talking to coper on the phone. Coper hated it and told ultra that all people wore smelly old pants these days, because they jumped on Reg's BMW smashing the windows, of another car which turned out to be regs. Reg cried uncontrollably screaming "YOU BASTARDS" so they dented his entire car until it was a corroded frame that was soo bad that reg couldn't take it and slapped ultra who then cried But then Sinky congratulated Reg on his wonderful technique of knitting that resulted in buying a miniature replica of the great but destroyed BMW with anonexistent color which was rather a lot better Then Waray's nice picture (of himself) became available and it sucked because it wasn't really him but his uncle's brother-in-law. One day, xgj bought a hammer that breaks through armored cars and smashed regs car with it very hard Reg wouldn't do what people thought he'd normally do Stuff like Crashing and being irritating he was mellow and smoked his peace pipe with whit some strange red hat on, not to mention the inadequate odour which reg was smelling made him love Ultra deeply . Ultra yelled "DONT!" I'm a frog so take your love to sinky, sinky loved it because Sinky's ego said hello. By
the time everyone passed away, Geert had put on his red clownnose, and big curly collection of pancakes. However G33RT did a jumpstyle move and broke his super gaming arm. Then, geert performed some girly ballet with girly makeup and a tutu. and he shouted "im a girl " !! but what's this? There was Wraith looking very disturbed wearing crotchless panties, with black stripes and pink pocadots and he shouted "lets all be" "like me! With" kewl ballet-jumpstyle mixes! "Oh my gosh!", "Let's have a" tea party yay XD With fairy cakes and real fairies and smelly flowers Waray looks around "what is this?" Purple blood was Dripping out of Jay's arse "Wth?!?!" and he were not very happy Jay pulled a 98" sword from his wallet, and carved wraith up like a cucumber and dropped him onto velvety feathers which were in a cardboard box made of paperclips. Now Darth Vader had been on counter-strike too long So he took a light-sabre then looking around him he found Wraith who had a something stuck up his arse - it was another wallet! "woot" he said but the wallet was saying pooooooooooooooo to everyone, but lemon because he was invisible and the wallet had no inteligence, but it had a knife which it stuck in coper's arse. but then Ultra jumped up -and burned it. Then in came a large doughnut which Ultra saw and aaron ate !! ^^We all thought Ultra would flip! "That's MY doughnut!", and attacked Lemon so lemon ran but Ultra chased and caught him so he turned and begged for the handsome Die to come save him because Die has superior powers but then suddenly Waray sent out a huge army of GIANT lemon's and everyone screamed and ate doughnuts except Aaron because his donut collection was all moldy so Aaron decided to call Donut-Express but all he heard on the phone was the sound of doughnuts being crushed by G33RT jumping on his giant trampoline. He was so angry that he needed a cigarette but had none because ultra ate them :O She also farted some smoke. In the meanwhile xGj was bouncing around my screen it was kewl he was blue and coughed up some magic donuts. We found out after twenty years ultra was 39yo and still looking great after drinking Now that's a diluted doughnut juice with alcohol ofcourse Now Die stole a pink crocodile Wich he held from the petshop wich was called: bumfff, the crocodile of the future. it had sum pink scales and a huge tree in its nose with cherry blossoms and pink teeth. Coper jumped on its back with wolf like claws which were pink, wraith loved pink and wore it in the gaybar, but he got done up the back alley. Harbie chuckled as Wraith and cried tears of great enjoyment which surprised even wraith who had a rather large and exceptionally dexterous coat made of pink crocodile skin with lime-green rhinestones that could transform into a banana in the blink of a pink cookie monster. When it ate itself and puked repeatedly all over trinity "That is gross!" she said as she were soaked in banana remainings feeling very sick she started to dance like a Gabber on speed and all the people laughed because die has a alien probe in his ass so he jumped up and said "ouch" "stop probing my" cute shiny anus? "Cute, Shiny?!" said Megatron, when he produced his dipstick in the air from out of his pocket...he started to shake his booty like wraith in the 60s themed nightclub. He heard the blood sucking bats comming from the kitchen of Lemon which was dirty beyond all belief as was his little elephant that would sit still wore dark glasses even when it started dancing wildly with lovely pink painted fingernails and a chimp on his pink back. Suddenly a large coconut appeared and rolled up to Superman. He now thought to himself wtfbbqlol I seem to have squashed against regs car that it's unrepairable Reg's car didnt squeeze, instead it crumbled to dust with loud noises and some awkward cheesey smells that made everybody sick. Then they awoke reg's car really was set on fire, and broke permenantly in two however Reg managed to repair it but it exploded violently, killing all who touched it or can repair it G33RT failedto realise regs car died in a dream but the dream became reality and the car was
as good as vanished forever! Now reg started crying And smashing Trin's favourite china? She now runs outside and gives him a sledgehammer, now reg became angry and knocked down all before him out of the VW named Rosie which was fugly and stinky aswell came three clowns Greet, xGj, Jay they performed an amusing dance without being annoyed by poor wee trinny who glared at her beautiful car, not at regs then picked up a sausage roll and slapped it across Jay's face. Jay then kicked round the world and trinnie's car but trins car transformed into a yellow cute robot called Dave who had magical powers and a pair of pink socks. He used the force to make a bunch of bananas appear from another dimension. Surprisingly everyone knew that Reg's car rules. Then Regime remembered: Pin-code is 5839 and to the scrapyard Reg went in search of purple headed toadstools Which he found growing under a car similar to Trin's VW Golf! Toadstools exploded all over Bonsai's head Bonsai was thenso cool, that he wasn't and exploded into a Big cheese dipper he wasn't. He Owned all CheeseDippers with special powers and then ultra ate me, and thought "that was" a cheese dipper it was disgusting lovely and tasty Ultra binned it It jumped up into lemons mouth and he ate a cheese slice with smelly socks and thought "tastes...." lovely and good. slightly sweet but bonsai tree flavoured chocolate enery bar tastes sweeter :\ Surprisingly.The next day all LBTG members farted and giggled at XGJ's party because G33RT let the dogs out for a walk whilst eating a carrot. This carrot was a killer and attacked coper coper screamed+cried "Why Lord, why?!" the lord replied "Your a n00b" and it rained cookies from the floor. Meanwhile, nextdoor a cereal killer was eating a rudely shaped turnip that looked like an amusing thingie . Baldrick decided to eat Rice Crispies with sugar on his head and feather dusters in the sky. Then Along came a spider and sat in the gutter of die's house throwing birds nests at innocent zebras and innocent lions and not so_innocent llamas because llamas are so sexy. "Hi there!" said pipo the clown as he walked through the pavement of the ghetto living life large on the 'net-o "Big-up LBTG massive!" he said to impress the women his fellow clown but miserably failed. Instead he dated his fellow clown: wich ruled the Stephen King Series So they both went to bed and had the best sex ever using bubblegum and lots of rubbers after that, they smoked a cigarette then commited suicide but die survived because he is a fancy shoemaker who can also juggle with his ear and nose that were detached from his big suitcase of magical Beer and Marlboro's that die had in his handbag that was pink and hideously deformed some pink lipstick finally he awakens to find his body in sweat and no lipstick but with eyeliner and beer ofcourse and new shoes!!! UltraViolet then became drunk with desire on G33RT's cocktails and passed out. Next morning she did a dance and took her army of flamingo's To drop bird-pooon geert. Sinky however, got angry "there my flamingo's" he cried, wimpishly, grabbing his flamingos

-= Taking a break now, will finnish it later (we are on page 45 if anyone wants to help) =-

Posts: 946 · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 20:46

with purple mushrooms. Aaron ate it after Ultra had sneezed on it he felt really awesome and thought of himself as a god of everything. He is a pathological liar with genocidal tendencies, who assimilates affection with frightening ease from all directions. Now suddenly G33RT started turtleing badly alongside Reg who was very good at doing his butt clenches which caused extreme pain but it was a test of his ability to listen to trin who's wise words echo annoyingly through his head giving him great strength to ignore mushrooms. Aaron is the man...he rocks! However, he does hide in the shed to make alien duck noises and squeaky trumps through his nose and ears. However hard he tried the twitching was awesome. Then Jay ran from him because of his intimidating appearance. Yesterday...

(that's the end of page 7)

Posts: 1539 · Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:38

(Continued from Geert's page 12)

wife she threw him out the window, while talking to coper on the phone. Coper hated it and told ultra that all people wore smelly old pants these days, because they jumped on Reg's BMW smashing the windows, of another car which turned out to be regs. Reg cried uncontrollably screaming "YOU BASTARDS" so they dented his entire car until it was a corroded frame that was soo bad that reg couldn't take it and slapped ultra who then cried But then Sinky congratulated Reg on his wonderful technique of knitting that resulted in buying a miniature replica of the great but destroyed BMW with anonexistent color which was rather a lot better Then Waray's nice picture (of himself) became available and it sucked because it wasn't really him but his uncle's brother-in-law. One day, xgj bought a hammer that breaks through armored cars and smashed regs car with it very hard Reg wouldn't do what people thought he'd normally do Stuff like Crashing and being irritating he was mellow and smoked his peace pipe with whit some strange red hat on, not to mention the inadequate odour which reg was smelling made him love Ultra deeply . Ultra yelled "DONT!" I'm a frog so take your love to sinky, sinky loved it because Sinky's ego said hello. By
the time everyone passed away, Geert had put on his red clownnose, and big curly collection of pancakes. However G33RT did a jumpstyle move and broke his super gaming arm. Then, geert performed some girly ballet with girly makeup and a tutu. and he shouted "im a girl " !! but what's this? There was Wraith looking very disturbed wearing crotchless panties, with black stripes and pink pocadots and he shouted "lets all be" "like me! With" kewl ballet-jumpstyle mixes! "Oh my gosh!", "Let's have a" tea party yay XD With fairy cakes and real fairies and smelly flowers Waray looks around "what is this?" Purple blood was Dripping out of Jay's arse "Wth?!?!" and he were not very happy Jay pulled a 98" sword from his wallet, and carved wraith up like a cucumber and dropped him onto velvety feathers which were in a cardboard box made of paperclips. Now Darth Vader had been on counter-strike too long So he took a light-sabre then looking around him he found Wraith who had a something stuck up his arse - it was another wallet! "woot" he said but the wallet was saying pooooooooooooooo to everyone, but lemon because he was invisible and the wallet had no inteligence, but it had a knife which it stuck in coper's arse. but then Ultra jumped up -and burned it. Then in came a large doughnut which Ultra saw and aaron ate !! ^^We all thought Ultra would flip! "That's MY doughnut!", and attacked Lemon so lemon ran but Ultra chased and caught him so he turned and begged for the handsome Die to come save him because Die has superior powers but then suddenly Waray sent out a huge army of GIANT lemon's and everyone screamed and ate doughnuts except Aaron because his donut collection was all moldy so Aaron decided to call Donut-Express but all he heard on the phone was the sound of doughnuts being crushed by G33RT jumping on his giant trampoline. He was so angry that he needed a cigarette but had none because ultra ate them :O She also farted some smoke. In the meanwhile xGj was bouncing around my screen it was kewl he was blue and coughed up some magic donuts. We found out after twenty years ultra was 39yo and still looking great after drinking Now that's a diluted doughnut juice with alcohol ofcourse Now Die stole a pink crocodile Wich he held from the petshop wich was called: bumfff, the crocodile of the future. it had sum pink scales and a huge tree in its nose with cherry blossoms and pink teeth. Coper jumped on its back with wolf like claws which were pink, wraith loved pink and wore it in the gaybar, but he got done up the back alley. Harbie chuckled as Wraith and cried tears of great enjoyment which surprised even wraith who had a rather large and exceptionally dexterous coat made of pink crocodile skin with lime-green rhinestones that could transform into a banana in the blink of a pink cookie monster. When it ate itself and puked repeatedly all over trinity "That is gross!" she said as she were soaked in banana remainings feeling very sick she started to dance like a Gabber on speed and all the people laughed because die has a alien probe in his ass so he jumped up and said "ouch" "stop probing my" cute shiny anus? "Cute, Shiny?!" said Megatron, when he produced his dipstick in the air from out of his pocket...he started to shake his booty like wraith in the 60s themed nightclub. He heard the blood sucking bats comming from the kitchen of Lemon which was dirty beyond all belief as was his little elephant that would sit still wore dark glasses even when it started dancing wildly with lovely pink painted fingernails and a chimp on his pink back. Suddenly a large coconut appeared and rolled up to Superman. He now thought to himself wtfbbqlol I seem to have squashed against regs car that it's unrepairable Reg's car didnt squeeze, instead it crumbled to dust with loud noises and some awkward cheesey smells that made everybody sick. Then they awoke reg's car really was set on fire, and broke permenantly in two however Reg managed to repair it but it exploded violently, killing all who touched it or can repair it G33RT failedto realise regs car died in a dream but the dream became reality and the car was
as good as vanished forever! Now reg started crying And smashing Trin's favourite china? She now runs outside and gives him a sledgehammer, now reg became angry and knocked down all before him out of the VW named Rosie which was fugly and stinky aswell came three clowns Greet, xGj, Jay they performed an amusing dance without being annoyed by poor wee trinny who glared at her beautiful car, not at regs then picked up a sausage roll and slapped it across Jay's face. Jay then kicked round the world and trinnie's car but trins car transformed into a yellow cute robot called Dave who had magical powers and a pair of pink socks. He used the force to make a bunch of bananas appear from another dimension. Surprisingly everyone knew that Reg's car rules. Then Regime remembered: Pin-code is 5839 and to the scrapyard Reg went in search of purple headed toadstools Which he found growing under a car similar to Trin's VW Golf! Toadstools exploded all over Bonsai's head Bonsai was thenso cool, that he wasn't and exploded into a Big cheese dipper he wasn't. He Owned all CheeseDippers with special powers and then ultra ate me, and thought "that was" a cheese dipper it was disgusting lovely and tasty Ultra binned it It jumped up into lemons mouth and he ate a cheese slice with smelly socks and thought "tastes...." lovely and good. slightly sweet but bonsai tree flavoured chocolate enery bar tastes sweeter :\ Surprisingly.The next day all LBTG members farted and giggled at XGJ's party because G33RT let the dogs out for a walk whilst eating a carrot. This carrot was a killer and attacked coper coper screamed+cried "Why Lord, why?!" the lord replied "Your a n00b" and it rained cookies from the floor. Meanwhile, nextdoor a cereal killer was eating a rudely shaped turnip that looked like an amusing thingie . Baldrick decided to eat Rice Crispies with sugar on his head and feather dusters in the sky. Then Along came a spider and sat in the gutter of die's house throwing birds nests at innocent zebras and innocent lions and not so_innocent llamas because llamas are so sexy. "Hi there!" said pipo the clown as he walked through the pavement of the ghetto living life large on the 'net-o "Big-up LBTG massive!" he said to impress the women his fellow clown but miserably failed. Instead he dated his fellow clown: wich ruled the Stephen King Series So they both went to bed and had the best sex ever using bubblegum and lots of rubbers after that, they smoked a cigarette then commited suicide but die survived because he is a fancy shoemaker who can also juggle with his ear and nose that were detached from his big suitcase of magical Beer and Marlboro's that die had in his handbag that was pink and hideously deformed some pink lipstick finally he awakens to find his body in sweat and no lipstick but with eyeliner and beer ofcourse and new shoes!!! UltraViolet then became drunk with desire on G33RT's cocktails and passed out. Next morning she did a dance and took her army of flamingo's To drop bird-pooon geert. Sinky however, got angry "there my flamingo's" he cried, wimpishly, grabbing his flamingos

(done up to page 45, its took a while lol)

Posts: 788 · Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 13:40

omfg i am going to publish this.. steven king eat your heart out our story owns ^^
we might even get a mini series on sky 1

Posts: 2334 · Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 13:58

This rocks ass :!

Posts: 1534 · Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 14:12

lmao the best story-line ever! Cool

Posts: 1019 · Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 18:25

lmao ultra...how long were you doing that for Surprised

Posts: 1539 · Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 20:15

was only going to to a couple of pages haha, but i am that type of person that when you start something you just have to finish it lol. Only took about an hour, would of taken less but was talking on xfire to geert at the time about fireworks lol Razz